/say       __
/say     / /  \
/say    /      \
/say   |        )
/say   | O  O  /
/say    \_/\__/\
/say      \     \
/say       \     \
/say       _\     \__ It is not easy being a dick!
/say      /__\    __ )I've got a head I can't think with it,
/say      \\ _|    // and eye's I can't see out of,
/say        \_)   //  I have to hang around with
/say         /    `-'\  two nuts all the time,
/say       /    /      \my closest neighbor is an asshole,
/say      /    |       |and my best friend is a pussy!
/say     |     |       |
/say     |      \     /
/say      \____/ `---'
/say        | |   | |_
/say       _| |   |___)
/say      (___|
